Matt Smith imitating a Weeping Angel on the move.
Me trying to explain Doctor Who.
Doctor? It’s Martha and I’m bringing you back to earth.
AND HIS ASS CAME BACK ON THE DOUBLE TOO
HIS OWN FUCKIN WIFE HAD TO CARVE INTO A DAMN MOUNTAIN TO GET HIS ATTENTION
MARTHA FUCKIN JONES MADE ONE PHONE CALL
CUZ MARTHA FUCKIN JONES AIN’T THE ONE TO FUCK WITH
Rory & Amy had to deface a field with their car.
Donna had to go on solo mystery adventures to maybe run into him.
And Jack had to set up an alarm system designed around the Doctor’s detached hand.
Even Winston Churchill can’t just ring up the TARDIS any old day, he gets forwarded to River.
Martha HBIC Jones is the only person who’s got a direct line to the Doctor.
if this doesn’t apply to you, you’re not living the right way
names are fuckin weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies who you are as a human being for the rest of your life
I felt like a liar and a fraud every time I called my son by his name for the first week of his life. I wanted to take it all back and call him Baby until he was eighteen and could go off into the woods on his spirit journey and find his true name and come home and tell it to me.
damn that’s really poetic
Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.
The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.
I’m so done with this planet
she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.
this is sexism, my friends.
this fucking show… it’s like half of it is fucked up and weird and makes no sense at all, the other half is really deep and meaningful
Just remember, no matter what, there’s at least one person in the universe that wants to have sex with you
that actually cheered me up thats pretty sad